/ / / / ♫ REAL BOTDF FANS....♫ (made by me xXEmo-Teddy-BearXx)1. Don't believe the rumors about Dahvie and Jessi.2. Have listened to their music at least a full 24 hours.3. Sing ' I Heart Hello Kitty' outloud and don't care who hears.5. Know who popped Jayy's balloon.6. Have gotten a cavity from eating to many watermelon blow pops.7. Yell," DAMN YOU STRAWBERRY, YOUR PINK DECIEVING WRAPPER!!!!" when you get mad.8. Have more than one BOTDF accessorie. 9. Laugh at Jayy's adorable laugh.10. Have attempted to fire hoop. 12. Was so caught up with reading these and laughing that you didn't notice there wasn't a number 11. ha you dun goofed!!!13. Laughing at yourself for missing it and blaming the strawberry's decieving wrapper.14. When people ask who you are you say, "IMA MONSTER!"15. When something goes wrong you yell,"DAMMIT DAHVIE!," or "DAMMIT JAYY!!!"16. Still laugh about the turkey high five Rusty gave you. Is mad that Garret betrayed Dahvie. 18. Follow them on Twitter, Myspace, and Facebook.19.

Have their songs as a ringtone. 20. Have cosplayed them or attempted their makeup.21. Worn the "Dahvie Marks" outside of the house.22. Thinks Dahvie's Hair is AMAZING!!!23. Fight with non BOTDF fans24. Watch the fan videos constantly.25. kodi hoodieWent to a concert.26. vw gti hoodiesSing along with everyword.27. north face men's thermoball hoodie saleDoesn't care about Jayy's sexuality.28. hooded rash vest ukWould die if they saw them kiss on stage (which I did. And it was amazing. Got it on tape alllll rittteeeee.)29. Have screamed for Dahvie's ice cream and haven't been heard. 30. Have referred to yourself as a diamond in a rhinestone world.31. Fell in love with Dahvie's hair.32.Created a plan to send 20 bags of watermelon blowpops to Jayy, and 20 cases of Monster to Dahvie.33.

Gotten others addicted to BOTDF. 34. Have actually thought about kidnapping them. 35.Have been told by others that your obsessed and blame it on Dahvie's hair. 36. Know all the words to at least 6 of their songs (or all ;") ) 37.Quote them in facebook status and picture edits 38.Are jealous of Dahvie and Jayy's hair 39. End up gettin psp taken away and having the teacher turn it on and have Scream For My Ice Cream full blast in Religion class. 40. Cried when Jayy and his fiance Daniel broke up.41. Keep a Picture of them in your pocket, purse, or locker.42. Most of the things on your Christmas list is from their site.42. Wondered what Jayy was typing in the Believe music video.43. Feel bad that Jayy's engagement ring almost got stolen.44. Know their birthday's and actually celebrated it.45. You're listening to them right now.46. Their songs are on the Top 25 Most Played on your I-Pod47. Made A SGTC Club Member Card.48. Have Gotten a teacher to sing along to the lyrics.49. Yell at people who say it sounds like their saying,"At the bus stop," in Lovestruck.50.

Say, "Ya Dun Goofed!!!" to anyone that screws up.51. Buy a pair of contacts from the brand they use.52. Constantly say,"There will be blood!" when something awesome will happen.53. You find yourself humming,'It's On Like Donkey Kong,' during a test, and end up getting accused of cheating.54. Know what 'Dayy' is. End up drawing them, along with Iggy and Jiggy Boo, on your math notes next to graphing diagrams.56. Draw BOTDF related things on the back of a test only when the test comes back graded, you not only get an 'A' but get, 'You are a great artist. Keep up the good work. ' On the back.57. Rub it in people's faces that Dahvie and Jayy will always be better then them.58. Still love BOTDF even after Jeffree Star flipped out at them over twitter. 59. Fought for Dahvie on social networking sites over the alledged Jessi Slaughter issue till 4:30 in the morning for days on end, and taking shifts to battle.60. Cover your bedroom in Hello Kitty like their place.61. Randomly quote when talking or sing it in class by teachers for funn 62.

Have named a bee 'Frederick Fuckinstein'63. Want an oreo cake for your birthday like Dahvie.64. Use the Hokey Smokey voice when you get bored. (ha ha go Jayy!!!)65. Use the Dahvie smiley a lot! Yell at the hyenas at the zoo, telling them,"Wake the fuck up!"67. When you are about to do something awesome, you say,"Let the party begin!!!"68. You almost never take off your BOTDF braclets.69. Wish that Dahvie and Jayy would become a couple (or maybe that's just me XD)70. Made a "YA DUN GOOFED!" video like they did.71. Wished you could sing Sluts Get Guts on stage with them72. Accidently played Innocent High in class, only to have the kid behind you get blamed for it.73. Randomly start raving to BOTDF at a youth group.74. Wished the song An Epic of Epicness was longer.75. Relate BOTDF to anything you're talking about.76. Went to Build A Bear, bought a hello kitty (bear cat thing) and named it VanRoe <377. Read VanRoe or Dayy in class on your phone.78. Belong to DAYY and BOTDF groups.79. Wore your hair like Dahvie, and talk about him so much in class that the teacher actually said your hair like Dahvie.80.

Wish that they were coming to Warped Tour 2011 (WHICH THEY FINALLY ARE NOW!!! Have asked your parents to get a car like they have.82. Have named the family car 'Burnt Marshmellow' even if it isnt dark.83. Have drawn the same tattoo Dahvie has on his hand in sharpie on your hand.84. Giggle everytime you see a guy in your school that closely resembles Jayy.85. Refer to the person above as 'The Jayy Double Ganger'86. Start ranting when they run out of their shirts at Hot Topic.87. Get mad when you see their online store has run out of shirts everytime you try to buy one. Then get confused finding out that when asking other BOTDF fans about it, the same thing happened to them. (Who is buying all the shirts!?)88. Have started brushing your teeth more and when you do, randomly yell,'ITSHA HOKEY SHMOKEY!!!!' to anyone in your house89. Tried to stop listening to Death To Your Heart because it is one of the highest played on your I-Pod, but failed in attempt because the lyrics are so catchy.90.