You were a 13-year-old kid from the suburbs. Who were you trying to intimidate? T-shirts with Looney Toons characters in typical ’90s attire. Being into the Tasmanian Devil or Marvin the Martian probably wasn’t as quirky as you thought it was. JNCO jeans with 50” leg openings. Maybe we should have listened to our parents on this one. Wearing golf visors when you weren’t golfing. This wasn’t really about golf, was it? But, what was it about. First you got your mom to buy them, then you spent three days constantly stomping your heels to show them off to your friends. Turning your jeans into DIY bell bottoms. I was going to say that those were probably perfectly good jeans, but considering that they were probably pre-ripped and acid washed before you even bought them, maybe we should just rethink everything about jeans in the ’90s. Now you can look like your favorite nerdy, 50-year-old special teams coach. This is a tough one to admit, because they really did seem super cool at the time.

Nobody is buying it. Your voice hasn’t even broken yet, dude. Bucket hats / bucket hats with Surge logos. Oh my god, this was such a mistake. This was such a mistake. Chaining our Mossimo wallets to our pants. Nobody wanted to steal your library card and that expired condom.You solved world peace! Anything the company Bugle Boy ever made.These dudes actually look pretty fly. Parting our stupid bowl cuts right down the center. Hard Rock Cafe shirts.You went to Tampa Bay with your parents. Baggy shorts that went down to our shins, leaving a useless amount of leg exposed. Great way to keep cool on those hot summer days. Anything with a Stüssy logo on it. The only thing worse than us wearing these Stüssy shirts were the assholes who called us posers for wearing these Stüssy shirts. Brightly colored raver gear. Especially when you weren’t at a rave. Dressing in goth attire as though we were all cast in The Craft.

In other words, your town had a Hot Topic. Hey, Big Johnson called, he wants his crass sexual innuendos back. All the comfort of a Converse sneaker, totally negated by that stupid giant heel. Wearing your hat backward then pulling a little tuft of hair through the opening.avenged sevenfold hoodie ireland If you spent as much time thinking about your fashion choices as you did styling that little tuft of hair, we wouldn’t be here right now.team peeta hoodies Wearing overalls over just one shoulder.hbc hoodie Listen, wearing overalls was a questionable choice in the first place, but this is just abuse.rastafarian hoodies

Do you think those dudes wearing the No Fear shirts were afraid of the dudes in the Big Dog shirts? Wearing too much CK One.Next stop, United Nations. Tons of those little butterfly clips all over your head. Painful, time-consuming, and unattractive. Jeans with the waistband cut off so that the zipper was the only way to keep them up.stuck mojo hoodies The people at the jeans company put that waistband on there for a fucking reason.hoodies bedrukken goedkoop Wearing multiple hemp bracelets. You wanted everyone to know that you were a total stoner. You smoked the weeds all the time, obviously. What a super fun novelty! Until you washed and dried them for the first time and whatever chemical process that was happening totally stopped working. Thanks for nothing, 90210. To hide our big, goofy hair, I suppose.

Tying your sweatshirt around your waist in case you get cold, but then wearing a long-sleeve flannel regardless. JUST WEAR THE GODDAMNED SWEATER, OR LEAVE IT AT HOME. Classic fit Charcoal Mom Jean, with cut outs and mesh detail. This cut has added stretch (2% elastane) so should fit true to size. – Winter 16 Collection –  98% Cotton and 2% Elastane – Model wears a size 28″ We aim to process all orders within 2 working days, however during sale or other busy periods orders may take longer to be processed. Royal Mail 48hr tracked – £2.95 This is a fully tracked service. Your parcel will be delivered within 48hrs (from date of dispatch – we aim to dispatch all orders within 2 working days). You will receive both email and text message confirmation of when your parcel will be delivered. Royal Mail Special Delivery Next (working) Day – £6.00 This is a fully tracked service, and your parcel will be delivered the next working day (from date of dispatch – we aim to dispatch all orders within 2 working days). 

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