Warning: This entry contains spoilers. Cave Johnson is a character from the video game Portal 2, who was the founder and CEO of Aperture Science, the laboratory in which the game takes place. Since the game’s release he has been the subject of various image macros and video remixes, often in the context of his famous “lemons” speech. (See also: Portal 2 Space Personality Core) During the middle of Chapter 6, The Fall, an automated recording is played of the deceased Cave Johnson. It is told that he is the founder of Aperture Science, has spent years as CEO, and is coming up with new inventions and ideas for the future. Some of his ideas backfired, and one even cost him his life. He received a deadly disease which was caused by the contact of Moon Rocks. At first he is optimistic that his researchers will create a vaccine to save him. Unfortunately as time goes by, his optimism fades, and soon becomes enraged. “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!

I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” As of May 2011, several Cave Johnson related sites have been created including a Tumblr, Twitter (over 850 followers), Facebook (over 2,000 likes), and the single topic blog “Cave Johnson, here!”. A Kotaku article about the single topic blog was posted on April 29th, 2011. A round-up of Cave Johnson quotes was posted to BuzzFeed on May 4th, 2011. Search queries for “cave johnson” increased dramatically around the same the game was released in April, 2011. A challenge to create a “Combustible Lemon Launcher” was posted to Reddit on May 4th, 2011 by user Drgrundy. Redditors jimpact, and Forgetful_Redditor responded with screenshots of 3D textures he had been working on.

More can be found below in the video gallery. More can be found below in the image gallery.Arts and Culture - ORAKEL ORAKEL is a voluntary study association for arts and culture run by students for students. Our goal is to unite students from all years. In order to achieve this, ORAKEL offers a wide variety of activities: pub quizzes, walk-in dinners, parties, small trips to Amsterdam, Brussels, and even Prague! We want your time at Maastricht University to be memorable.We are the study association for Biomedical Sciences. As a study association, we strive for a high quality of education. Besides this, we organize a lot of interesting & educational activities, as well as parties, for our students to enjoy.Derived from Latin for 'agreement', Concordantia is the European Studies Student Association.  Concordantia's motto is unity in diversity.  By organizing study groups, trips, social events and other activities, our association strives to make student life easier, less chaotic and more enjoyable.

European Law - ELSA MaastrichtThe largest independent law students' association in the world. With connections all over Europe, ELSA organizes study Trips, private tutoring, seminars and many other activities.European Public Health - EUnitasEUnitas is a study association which organizes activities to bring European Public Health students closer together, but also tries to bond with students from other related studies. So if you want to have study advantages, but also a good time with your fellow students, you should definitely join EUnitas!tudung hoodie murahFiscal Students - FIRST MaastrichtFIRST Maastricht offers loads of possibilities to fiscal students in Maastricht. drive m7 hoodieThe study association connects students to professional organizations, organizes social drinks and a semi-annual study trip. bubble hoodies edmonton

Furthermore, it keeps you posted on all the latest news regarding study-related topics!MSV Pulse, de medische studie vereniging, vertegenwoordigd de geneeskunde studenten in Maastricht. We verenigen de studenten middels het organiseren van verschillende leuke activiteiten zoals, feestjes, reizen en sportevenementen. Daarnaast verbreden en verdiepen we het academische leven van de student met activiteiten zoals de Medische Carrièredag, lezingen en skillstrainingen. game of thrones baratheon hoodieVerrijk je studenten leven door je aan te sluiten bij de grootste studie vereniging van Maastricht.​240sx s13 hoodieOnze vereniging is door en voor GW-studenten, op deze manier kan Santé veel betekenen voor jou. north face denali jacket tanDe vereniging houdt zich bezig met zowel onderwijsgerelateerde zaken als leuke activiteiten en feestjes.

Binnen Santé zijn er leden van alle jaren, er zijn dus eerstejaars studenten, maar ook studenten met al veel ervaring. Een ding dat voorop staat bij Santé, is dat deze activiteiten geheel vrijblijvend zijn. Je bent altijd welkom, maar je bent nooit verplicht. Daarin verschilt een studievereniging het meest van de befaamde studentenverenigingen. Dit maakt deze activiteiten erg ontspannen en op deze manier leer je mensen kennen die echt enthousiast zijn.Heb je nog vragen of wil je meer informatie, kom dan gerust langs tijdens de INKOM bij onze stand op Day at the Faculty, of later op onze balie op Universiteitssingel 40!Incognito is the study association of the department of data science. We want to make sure to our students’ experience at UM will be enhanced and this is why we organize many events, ranging from drinks at the beginning of each block, board game nights, movie nights, LAN parties and so on. We also want to make sure that our students have a successful academic and professional life and this is why we organize tutoring, sales of textbooks, career events, employability workshops and so on. 

Maastricht Science Programme - ApertureAperture provides Maastricht Science Programme  students with an array of academic and social activities with the aim of allowing students to further enjoy the familiar atmosphere of a small-scale program, strengthen bonds within the diverse student community and to reach out engaging with and helping society at large. Aperture organizes monthly guest lectures, study (and leisure) trips, parties, as well as book and hoodie sales and serves to lend every student at MSP a hand when in doubts or trouble. Hera, like the goddess, protects and encourages our midwifery students to live their new student lives to the fullest. Not only for useful purposes like discount on books and study material, we also provide the most awesome parties and activities. We warmly welcome you to join our family, to join the fun! We arrange study book sales with a nice discount as well as lectures, movie nights, parties and other leisure activities, and there is no initiation!

Luna-tik's doors are open for all FPN students, bachelor and master.JFV Ouranos is de grootste vereniging verbonden aan de rechtenfaculteit. Wij zijn een vereniging van rechtenstudenten met veel diverse activiteiten, waaronder de door ons georganiseerde boekenbalies, lezingen, feesten en de Law Student Intro.Indien u lid bent van JFV Ouranos kunt u uw studieboeken tijdens onze boekenbalies aanschaffen met 10% korting voor nationale boeken en 15% korting voor internationale boeken. Bent u nog geen lid, dan is dit onder andere een reden om lid te worden bij ons! Welke voordelen heeft u nog meer als lid van JFV Ouranos: ten eerste korting op alle activiteiten, en zelfs gratis toegang tot enkele activiteiten, kennis maken met toonaangevende advocatenkantoren en direct een groot netwerk van handige contacten en vrienden in Maastricht.Kortom, JFV Ouranos is een gezellige vereniging met heel veel voordelen, zonder enige verplichting! Indien u onze activiteiten niet alleen wilt bezoeken, maar ook mee wilt helpen bij het organiseren, stuur dan een email naar onze Commissaris Interne Betrekkingen (intern@jfvouranos.nl) SCOPE is the official study association of the school of Business and Economics (SBE), SCOPE's mission is to add value for the entire student body.

In order to support the international student population, the activities organized are based on three main pillars: academic, career and social. The academic activities are planned in order to help students throughout their studies. Whether it is with extra tutorials and exam trainings or attending events such as the Symposium, workshops, guest lectures or study trips, SCOPE will give you the opportunity to gain additional knowledge outside the classroom. The career events give you an opportunity to create a network and kick start your professional life. Throughout the year, career events such as company visits, career days, workshops and various career oriented trips take place. Finally, being student-run associations, SCOPE also understands the need of social events. Therefore SCOPE organizes some of the largest social events in Maastricht throughout the year, such as the SCOPE Winter ball, the Boat Party or the kick-off parties. Becoming a SCOPE member will be your stepping stone to an incredible student life.